Guy Who Looks Like a Younger, Sexier, Blue-Eyedier Harry Shearer, please stop leaving your apartment door open.
Since I have discovered that you are not, in fact, Harry Shearer, I have decided that it's weird how often I see you in the halls, and that I saw that you have a huge flat screen TV in front of your bed (since you apparently don't have a door to your room). I don't care if you are a swinging older bachelor, it just creeps me out.
Oh Slate, never change!
1 month ago