More Chatroulette Artists Having Fun

This time, in painting form! Enjoy!

I Hope That Dog's Ok!

I want to live in Salisbury, where the biggest news item is that a dog injured its nose, and the most important historical event that happened there was that a steak was named after it.

Thank you to Neatorama for pointing me in the direction of my new home.

Twaggies: This Site is Hilarious

Twaggies is It's totally weird and useless, but also hilarious. This could be because as much as I'm not against Tweeting, I do not have the energy to get into it. My love affair with Google Reader is far too complicated to add another character, much less 140. So I go to the Twaggies, and so can you, for your daily dose of really weird Tweet-induced artwork. Now you can go ahead and pretend like you're involved with the Internets. Enjoy!

Happy Friday! (Celebrate with Puppies!)

It's been a rough week for everyone. Whether it's work, life, or that giant oil spill that's five times worse than we ever imagined, we deserve a break.

Here you go, Readers. I give to you, via The Daily Puppy, the happiest puppy on Earth.

Nuclear Fusion - Good Idea? Or Gooder Idea?

This plan for a nuclear-based energy the size and scope of a "mini-star" right here on Earth (!) sounds exactly like the plot of Spider Man 2 (not Austin Powers, like the CNN article suggests. Get with the times, CNN! Austin Powers is so 1997). Except this time Spider Man won't be here to save us when the "Sun on Earth" turns the lead scientist into a crazy octo-psychopath.

I Have a Sneaking Suspicion that this is Not a Joke

I know that conservatives aren't funny when they "joke" about politics. It's just a fact that we all have to deal with in our lives. But how can Funny Conservatives, AKA "Narf Biscuits" not be a secretly progressive site caricaturing conservative humor? It just has to be fake - if it's not there is very little hope for humanity in this world.

With articles like, "Blonde is the New Green," and "Thoughts on the Daily News" like this:

The major news outlets have assured us that Arizona immigration protests are "mostly peaceful." I'm relieved that we can ignore the videos of rocks being thrown, people being arrested, police being hit in the head with bottles, people making gunfire hand-motions at officers, people yelling, running, backing down the riot police. It's all just Fox News camera tricks where they shake the camera to make it look worse. These are peaceful protests compared to the evil Tea Party protests where allegedly one person claimed to have heard the n-word spoken 15 times in just 2 seconds, and people were waving their flags in the air giving an ominous dagger and sword-like appearance. Old ladies sitting in some kind of intimidating metal, wheeled devices. Seemingly ready to attack at any moment. Attack chihuahuas on leashes, ready to be released on anyone with opposing views. The police can rest for now. At least until the next Tea Party rally. - Narf Biscuits

and cartoons like this:



(Seriously? Obama and Michelle as African cannibals? And these guys are not racists? What is Obama even wearing? A washboard? So is he a hillbilly Southern African cannibal? I bet it took them a while to come up with that great pun about "eating their own" and "coming to the table." That's almost, ALMOST as funny as a Mallard Fillmore comic.)

How can they take themselves seriously as funny? It's the epitome of all ironies. I keep trying to put myself in a Republican's shoes and trying to see if this is funny or not and it just isn't. Those aren't jokes. It's like they watched The Daily Show once and said, "I get that. I can do better than that," and then failed. Miserably.

Anyway, I hope they don't find out about this post because I'm sure they have some legal beagles who will destroy me. But since they probably don't have a large readership anyway, I'm just going to hope that this entertains you all.

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Seriously!? Obama as an African cannibal!? Come on!

Sometimes Jerks Annoy Me

This is one of those times. I can't believe the governor's veto was overridden, proving that the vast majority of Oklahoma's legislature believe that women are not capable of making rational decisions about their own bodies.

If I cursed on this blog, I'd say a big [Insert Appropriate Curse] to those jerks. Since I do not, I strongly suggest that any of you readers who live in Oklahoma call up your state senators and representatives and tell them off for women everywhere. Ok, I'm pretty sure none of my readers live in Oklahoma, so just pretend you do and call them up anyway. Cool?

Big thanks to the Pancake Lady for alerting me to this disturbing article.