Unemployment Greeting Cards

Wow, these unemployment cards are even sadder than being unemployed. The only good that can come of this is that someone is being employed to write these in the first place. Although, from what little experience I've had in the greeting card business, they're probably an underemployed freelancer. Where are those greeting cards, am I right?

"I'm sorry you're working two part-time jobs and still don't have enough money to pay for Pop Tarts..."

Oh, wait, there's one more good thing that can come of this: unemployment greeting card money. You lose your job. Your friends/parents/cat lady down the street each send you $20. Now you're like, "What job?" You're making bank!

[ABC news article via Gawker. Also worth it to go to the Hallmark site just to look at these cards and cry a little. They're so terrible.]