Squirrelmageddon: Squirrelpocalypse Now

Thanks to the brave hero/revolutionary filmmaker Mark Svoboda, we now know squirrels' one weakness: eating corn in an orderly, spiral-like manner.

A Clockwork Corn from Mark Svoboda on Vimeo.

Now if only we can harness this technology to destroy them. I'm thinking some sort of spiny corn device should do the trick.

Stay strong, readers! Those conniving rodents will get their comeuppance one day soon... very soon.