OMG PUPPY BOWL!!!

As we all know, the big news of the week is that Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl IX released their starting lineup!!!! Which puppy do you think is the cutest? Which one will nibble on the others' ears? Which will take a poo in the endzone and cause a delay of game!? These are the questions we need to speculate on before the big day! And considering the superior lameness of the Super Bowl teams this year (a bold stance, I know), the Puppy Bowl is under more pressure than ever before to perform!

Who are your favorites? These are mine:

Willis

Take a look at the fluffy fur and those droopy ears and tell me you're not in love! Clearly, he's the ringleader of some sort of ragtag stray "puppies with moxy" team.

Sally

Sally is the obvious thoughtful sad sack of the group (Chucky from Rugrats style). Secretly, though, she's a hopeful dreamer, sniffing into the sun.

Marta

Marta's the fun-loving hair-brain on the team. If you don't like her crazy ideas, step back, because she's got at least twenty other, even crazier ideas to bark to you about!

Koda

Koda's obviously the mysterious dreamboat of the group - what's he saying with the clear, blue eyes? Does he need to go out? Does he want to take a walk? Will he curl up in your lap and stay their forever (or at least until he sees a squirrel)?

Harry

Harry's the old man of the group, leathery and well-worn. He knows the grounds of battle. He knows the playing field. He's smelled it all.

Biscuit

And finally, Biscuit. Because of those ears and because of the name Biscuit.

Now play ball! Or let me pet you, either way!