Voice in the Vent

Voice in the Vent (VITV): Shut up! I'm going to vote for my idol!

Unknown friend of VITV (UFOVITV): Wha?

VITV: I think I'm going to vote for Katie Stevens. She was good, right?

UFOVITV: Are you on drugs? She sounded like a sick horse answering the phone.

VITV: Whatever, I like Aaron even though he's cute, but I don't think he's going to win.

UFOVITV: Oh my God, Didi's a freak!

VITV: If I was on the show, I'd sing "Under My Thumb," which is a song (muffled) (more muffling) I'd grow like a tree but they keep chopping me down! (muffled) Under my thumb WOOO! Sing it with me! Oh my god, oh my god! (muffled) Oh! I think I'm going to stay with my alcoholic cousin at the wedding.

(incoherent shouting)

VITV (Cont): Oh my god, get the phone! Your boyfriend's calling! (singing) You're boyfriend's calling while you're at your best friend's house! Got to go be with him the whole night through!

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... Clearly, "American Idol" + Alcohol + UFOVITV +VITV = Sing-Shouting Chaos.