Clearly, I Should Have Been a Goat Farmer

Because, apparently, then I would already have a house and a buttload of savings.

Then again, I do really, really love a good fancy dinner now and then, and going to movies, and having a computer, and buying treats... How did this girl get through high school without spending any money?

Also, is the house worth $40K or does she have a mortgage? Because if the house is worth $40K and it ain't that bad, I'm going to move to Greenfield, Ohio and live like a queen!

Also, goats are adorbs.