Squirrels. They're fuzzy, adorable, and excellent at harvesting nuts. But appearances can be deceiving. These seemingly innocent furballs have established such a nice, quiet rapport with us that we've been blind to the signals. The signals of our oncoming demise. Because soon these chubby-cheeked nose-wigglers won't be harvesting nuts... they'll be harvesting our organs.
Take a look at what I'm calling, "Squirrelpocalypse Now: Signs of Squirrelmageddon:"
First, they take over our bird feeders...
Outdone by Squirrels
Then, they develop a thirst for blood...
Destructive Eastern Grey Squirrel Expanding on Island
Next, they destroy any means of escape...
Mechanic Finds Squirrel Nest in Van's Engine
Finally, they attack our very source of power...
Wayward Squirrel Trips Transformer's Fusing, Causes Widespread Grand Haven Power Outage
Now they've got us right where they want us.
More on this story as we all slowly bleed to death by the tiny, razor sharp incisors of bloodthirsty, possibly vampire, squirrels
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