Monday, January 31, 2011

In Today's Happy Animal News...

1) Dog takes bullets to save owner from thugs!

Personally, I always learned in self-defense class to give any robber or mugger your wallet/keys/etc and then just run away. Clearly that would have been a good decision here, as these guys seriously meant business. Fortunately, the man had his wonderful dog to save him or where would he be? Certainly not featured on Neatorama!


I love that the article specifies that the turtles brought in are sterilized so as not to sully the current ecosystem. Naturally, you don't want to bring in a mean, green, native-plant-gone-haywire eating machine without taking the proper precautions. Everyone knows turtles are huge sex addicts that are constantly reproducing. I hear they're even faster than rabbits, if raced against.

[Articles via Neatorama]


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