Wednesday, May 13, 2009

So...


This is how it began. Why am I not surprised, yet still disgusted?

Which do you think I would have been stoned to death for 35,000 years ago in Germany? Beating my village's elders upside the head with this figurine, write a sketch about said figurine, or made my own, more awesome figurine?

Probably all of them. In which case, I would come up with the sketch in my head first, then beat my elders with the sculpture, duck in the woods for a while with the figure in tow, recarve the figure to my own choosing using woodsie materials, and then bring it into a nearby hamlet as a peace offering. Yes, that's precisely what I would have done.

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