Friday, May 8, 2009

Squirrelpocalypse Now: Squirrelmageddon

I keep telling you guys. It's coming.

Today I saw a squirrel carrying twigs and brush in his mouth. Twigs and brush. Since when do squirrels build nests? Since now. They're starting to take on bird-like habits in order to get in good with the bird world and learn how to fly.

Why? You tell me.

Ok, I'll tell you why. So they can start dropping bombs on us humans. Squirrel bombs.

If you haven't already dug your underground squirrel-proof bunker, I suggest you start now.

1 comment:

  1. Now starting to infiltrate doggy families in attempts to connive their way into man's-best-friend status! http://cuteoverload.com/2009/05/10/encore-mama/

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