On my commute home tonight, I saw a young man with a huge set of gold and faux(?)-diamond bling hanging from his jeans' zipper - his jeans' crotch fly. The entire zipper and zipper area were gold-plated, and hanging off of the zipper itself was a huge gold and diamond - I kid you not - ball.
Someone please assure me that this is not the latest trend, because that sort of thing really does draw the eye, and I really did not want to be looking at this guy's golden, saggy, jeans' crotch.
I'm just saying.
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Are you sure the ball was attached to his zipper, and not somewhere more intimate? I sometimes run into that same problem when one of the ballerinas on my cock ring charm bracelet slips out.
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