Silly humans, little do they know that the "extra food" they put out for the tiny mutinous beasts will be turned into fuel for their Mankind Obliteration Tanks, their MOTs.
While we think we're "appreciating" the little maniacs' athletic escapades, they're actually using decoys to hypnotize us while they put their evil plan into action.
Don't be sucked in, Readers. Don't watch the videos. Don't feed them in the park. Don't listen to their soft chirpy chirps. Don't be fooled.
Because if today really is Squirrel Appreciation Day, we should appreciate how dangerous they really are. We should appreciate that in this game of Squirrel and Man, we have everything to lose.
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